Scenarios (aka about the site)
This blog is dedicated to finding a cure for the side effects of answering this one question. 'Where r u from?'.
This site should provide u ,among other random things,at least some info that could be used when talking to or about kurds
Dont get me wrong I like talking about it especially if u r genuinely interested and catch me on a good day ill give u facts,figures, statistics everything. But its the blank people who provide the following scenarios that are the main target
(the comments in italic are the ones crossing my mind)
Scenario one
-a kurd? wat is that?
-they're aliens from planet mog that come at night and suck the blood of ure children
Scenario 2:
-oh u mean like halabja, what do u think of saddam (this particular question is said with a smirk cos the person in question thinks he's discovered the peak of wit)
-i sleep at night with his posters everywhere what do u think?
Scenario 3 (every single damn year at school.. usually with new teachers or sometimes old teachers with bad memories):
-Ure name's funny where r u from
-funny? funny!! screw u like ure name is a treat on the ears
-(after explanation)Why don't u speak arabic
-cos im a kurd which ive just explained to u 5 seconds ago
-but kurds are arabs arent they?
-no seriously wats wrong with u
-then wat are they
-um...almost like iranians (just to cut down the questions)
-but ure muslim right
-wats that got to do with anything
-hmmm..ok say something in kurdish
-gooy bkho
scenario 4:
-hmm kurdistan, is that like pakistan, afghanistan, kazakhistan
-um... no this is going to take a while isnt it
scenario 5:
-kurds.. dont u guys like pray for fire or something?
-yeah and we start these fires by throwing idiots like u in it
This site should provide u ,among other random things,at least some info that could be used when talking to or about kurds
Dont get me wrong I like talking about it especially if u r genuinely interested and catch me on a good day ill give u facts,figures, statistics everything. But its the blank people who provide the following scenarios that are the main target
(the comments in italic are the ones crossing my mind)
Scenario one
-a kurd? wat is that?
-they're aliens from planet mog that come at night and suck the blood of ure children
Scenario 2:
-oh u mean like halabja, what do u think of saddam (this particular question is said with a smirk cos the person in question thinks he's discovered the peak of wit)
-i sleep at night with his posters everywhere what do u think?
Scenario 3 (every single damn year at school.. usually with new teachers or sometimes old teachers with bad memories):
-Ure name's funny where r u from
-funny? funny!! screw u like ure name is a treat on the ears
-(after explanation)Why don't u speak arabic
-cos im a kurd which ive just explained to u 5 seconds ago
-but kurds are arabs arent they?
-no seriously wats wrong with u
-then wat are they
-um...almost like iranians (just to cut down the questions)
-but ure muslim right
-wats that got to do with anything
-hmmm..ok say something in kurdish
-gooy bkho
scenario 4:
-hmm kurdistan, is that like pakistan, afghanistan, kazakhistan
-um... no this is going to take a while isnt it
scenario 5:
-kurds.. dont u guys like pray for fire or something?
-yeah and we start these fires by throwing idiots like u in it
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