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Or how to be as so stupid as most of states in the world which had waited for a serious epidemic to acknowledge that... ahem... yeah, at home also... Thus, according to the Kurdish newspaper Hawlatî, 61 HIV cases have been reported in Silêmanî. This number would have been quoted by the Department Police of the city, some high ranked people having made a memo about the issue.

Is it so surprising for a worldwide epidemic ? We could even say that 61 is few and it would be interesting to search other cases in ALL the country.

But the minister of Health has - of course - denied everything, saying that there is NO HIV case in Kurdistan. Absolutely none. When virus is going to pass the border it realizes that it goes to Kurdistan and runs away.

Now, according to the memo, police wants to arrest all the prostitues coming from southern Iraq and foreign countries. And the minister of Interior has even added that these sex worker females are in reality sent by "ennemies of Kurdistan", in a great paranoïa delirium : "It could not come from us, all our female prostitutes are healthy (seems that there are no male prostitutes in Kurdistan, in any case not in minister's statistics) ; it means too that there are no drug addictions, no sexual relations without condoms (except with foreign prostitutes but because they have bad intentions), no dangerous blood transfusion in Kurdistan". All the problems come from elesewhere (everybody know that foreign people are always corrupted, libertine and a source of contamination).

So for unique prevention, and though at each terrorist attack, authorities call people to give blood, you have only to ask sex workers' nationality, and to make sex only with Kurds. No condoms, no tests, no campaign of information about the way of contamination...

The next time, if police find a case of chicken flu in Kurdistan, I suppose they will state a geostrategic explanation about a Chinese plot ...